PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An